Ack!

Oh my God! I was number 6000 at East Coast/West Coast. But it says they want a screenshot. How the hell do you make a screenshot? I went to the Windows Help menu and there was nothing about it. I didn’t think I was technically challenged, but maybe I am. And my dog didn’t eat my browser. I don’t even have a dog. I don’t even have a ferret. I have dust mites under my bed, but they don’t eat. And remember, guys, I’m an attorney, and attorneys have ways of making things happen.* (Unless they work for Al Gore.)

*Disclaimer: Not to be construed as a threat under the laws of the United States or the States of New Jersey, New York, or California.