I think Judge Alito’s cute son, Philip, is a recent transfer student to UVA. If my Googling/detective skills are working properly, he’s transferred to UVA this year from Colgate, and he lives in a dorm right near the dorm I lived in for two years, Long. He probably hangs out in the Brown College quad like I used to do. Weird.
Maybe you should track him down and snip a lock of his hair when he isn’t looking, then burn it in a pagan ritual. Or would that be weird?
It would be weird, but it’s not like that’s stopped me before.