Pluto is officially no longer a planet. This makes me happy, because it creates a nice, neat definition of a planet and corrects an astronomical error – even though Pluto must be sad.

On the other hand, isn’t it wrong to allow an unelected body to redefine the word “planet” for all of us? Shouldn’t we let the people decide?

Oh, wait, I was thinking of “marriage.” Sorry. Wrong debate.