Tonight’s “Smallville,” on which Lex Luthor is getting ready to marry Lana Lang:
Lex: I don’t know if I can wait. How about we just run off and elope?
Lana: That would be a big waste of 400 gay men.
At which point Matt turns to me and says, “What did she just say??”
“A waste of 400 GAME HENS,” I reply. He’d heard wrong.
“Oh!” he said. “I was going to say, that’s quite a wedding if it takes 400 gay men to pull it off.”
I swear, Matt and his hearing sometimes.
Hey Matt , you\’re hearing is just fine. My family and I heard Lana say \”That would be a big waste of 400 gay men\” too …even pressed rewind and heard the same thing again!
I heard the exact same thing Matt did. I often find myself missing things they say on TV, so I don’t think it’s his hearing.
I heard “400 game hens.” But Matt’s version is better!