Happy Teen Anvils Day
I typed “Happy Valentine’s Day” into the Internet Anagram Server and came up with the following, among others:
Venality Happens Day
Plans Ahead: Pity, Envy
Also, It’s Papal Hen Envy Day, to all the celibate priests out there.
To continue the Valentine’s Day motif via sly penned apathy, here is a Valentine’s Day poem I wrote back in college. Beautiful closeted musings.
And if you’re in the military, It’s Penal Navy Hep Day! Enjoy!
WELCOME BACK! And Happy Teen Anvils Day, too!
Oh, crap, I saved that thing from the UJ. I was just being dramatic over everyone getting married just after graduation and me not having a date to the damn ceremony. My friends still call me the perma-single.