Via Mike, here is a MetaFilter post about autofellatio (safe for work, as it’s just text) that has evolved into an interesting discussion of whether autofellatio would be gay. Some choice quotes:

Imagine the visceral experience of A) holding your dick; B) having your dick in your mouth. A is very penis-centric in experience, I think; more on the having one’s dick held side than holding one’s dick side. In contrast, B is very mouth centric; more on the sucking a dick side than having one’s dick sucked side. Heterosexuals have their dicks held, and their dicks sucked, but they don’t primarily hold dicks or suck dicks. Autofellatio is more like cocksucking than it is like having one’s cock sucked.

Calling all autofellatio lawyers.

And:

Actually, I just got into a discussion about this with pips and I told that while the idea of sucking a dick (my own or anyone else’s) is a definite turn off (and she said the same for the female equivalent), I admitted that idea of another guy sucking my dick didn’t neccessarily turn me off, since, in the dark anyway, it’s just another wet hole.

This means I have the gay, dosen’t it?

Hee hee.