Here are lots of ratings. Ratings of everything from the movie “Traffic,” to state quarters, to Fisher Price Little People, to Israeli snack foods, to the Legion of Doom, to marsupials. They’re all by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg. I’m not sure who L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg is, but he or she is pretty entertaining. There’s supposed to be an umlaut over the “o” in Sjoberg, but I don’t particularly want to figure out how to make an umlaut right now. Unless it’s a cheese umlaut, because I’m hungry, and I feel like some eggs.