Notable Moments from Last Night’s Oscars

Steve Martin: “Everyone around the world is watching this broadcast, and you know what everyone is thinking: we’re all gay.”

Florian Gallenberger, who won the award for Live Action Short Film: what a cutie!

Worst dress and hair: Kate Hudson.

Best documentary: as always, the old adage was right: bet on the Holocaust picture. (I can say that. I’m Jewish.)

It’s time for Randy Newman to call it quits.

It’s time for Bob Dylan to call it quits.

Ernest Lehman’s special Oscar: what a great speech he gave. I can’t remember why, but I remember thinking that it was a great speech.

Steven Soderbergh’s speech: also great. “I dedicate this to anyone who spends any part of their day creating.”

Gladiator: Bah.