THE HOTTIE DEFENSE: Judge Found Cop’s Looks Were So Good, They Aided Entrapment

Me: i guess since it’s a finding of fact, an appeals court can’t overrule him being attractive
Friend: LOL
Me: it would be great if they had to write briefs on that subject
Friend: In an En Banc decision The US Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit finds plain error: You are UGLY.
Friend: Or make him appear in briefs
Me: LOL
Me: plain error: You are UGLY. i love that
Me: then future lawyers could cite the case.
Me: “Excuse me, your honor, but my adversary’s client is ugly. See Smith v. Jones (11th Circ. 2003).”
Friend: LOL
Friend: It would be a question for the jury
Friend: Judge’s instructions: Finding of Fact: Is the arresting officer Hot or Not?