How many students does it take to change a lightbulb at [various schools]?
“University of Virginia: 13. Ten to form a student committee to vote on whether changing lightbulbs is a violation of the Honor Code, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the keg he’s standing on and another to attribute electricity to Thomas Jefferson.”
“One, dude.” Nice. And though it’s a fine institution, I’m surprised Santa Clara University even got included. The high school I attended (in San Francisco) is loosely associated with Santa Clara, both being Jesuit schools. But yeah, as the joke indicates, it does get overshadowed by its more high-profile neighbors.