My site has recently received five hits from searches for the phrase “how is the sex happened between man and man.”

Indeed, how is it happened? Well, I won’t go into details, but it usually starts with two frat boys and a six-pack of Natty Light.

Speaking of search engine referral stats, I don’t know why some people are so obsessed with the D*bbie Down*r character from “Saturday Night Live.” Last May I posted a link to a video of the first such sketch, the one where everyone wound up bursting into laughter. I entitled the post “D*bbie Down*r” (no asterisks), and since then, online searches for D*bbie Down*r were showing up in my site referral stats like crazy. Fully 25 percent of my referrals were coming from searches for her. I don’t understand it. I mean, there have been two more DD sketches since then, but why people are still searching online for her weeks later is beyond me.

A couple of days ago I finally retitled the offending entry “SNL Skit,” and the search engine referrals for that woman have dropped to near zero. Thank god. I was so sick of seeing her name.

Now about the frat boys and the beer…