Of course I had to be listed in the Advocate during a week when I have entirely nothing to say.

Last night on Veronica Mars, someone mentioned GHB. Later, while asleep, I had a dream about GHB. I’ve never seen it in real life, but in my dream it was this enormous red and yellow capsule, maybe four inches long. I was relieved that it was so easy to recognize, because that meant I wouldn’t have to worry about accidentally taking it.

I had another drug-type dream last week, but that one involved smoking. I’ve smoked a grand total of half a cigarette in my life. It was at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, during Beach Week when I was a law student. I was hanging out with an undergrad on a condominium balcony. He was smoking, and I was drunk, and in my tipsiness I decided I wanted to try smoking. So he gave me a cigarette and taught me how to smoke. Although he was straight, I had a crush on him, and there was something sexy about being alone with him and having him teach me how to drag on a cigarette. But after it was only half gone, I tossed it over the balcony, down onto the sand below.

That’s the extent of my smoking experience.

I’m terrified of addiction. I don’t know why. My parents both smoked when I was a little kid, but they quit long ago, thank goodness. I think my fear is twofold. One, the consequences of addiction – lung cancer (smoking), cirrhosis (alcoholism), general life-down-the-toilet-ness (drugs). Two, the state of addiction – being enslaved to something, lacking control over your own body and actions. It’s just creepy to me.

I do drink, although I started late. When I was 14, I wrote in my diary that I was never, ever going to drink. “There’s just no compromising that for me,” I wrote. A couple of years later I did start drinking, a little bit, but I didn’t actually get drunk until the beginning of my second year of college. I realized I was not prone to alcoholism, and no worries from then on.

As for smoking or drugs, though, forget it – addiction to them seems to be much easier, and they can mess up a person’s life. I really don’t want to give them a shot.

Well! Not exactly an uplifting topic, but at least it’s writing.