Can someone explain to me the gay world’s obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal? I just don’t get it.
11 thoughts on “JG?”
Inexplicable.
But:
Mmmmmmmm…Jake. Yum. ;)
I don’t know… Sometimes he does look like a butch lesbian. But he does have a nice body.
You’ve seen pictures of this man, right?
There’s an obsession?
I mean he’s cute but…obsession? I blame the gay cowboy movie.
Not the entire gay world, surely. Just “Datalounge” — which is filled with fag-hags and self-loathing closet queens.
Jake does nothing for me at all. Unlike THIS dude.
I think that it is because he is a bit dorky-looking and doesn’t have those bland, cookie-cutter good lucks that movie studios are always trying to serve up to the public. Yet, he is still somehow pleasing to look at.
Oh, it’s not just the cowboy movie. Did we not see the bare-butt go-go dance excerpt from “Jarhead” with the santa hat over his…well, his Jakeness? I mean, the body is fantastic, the eyes…oh, the eyes…and trust me, I’m not even obsessed. And speaking of his perfect butt, how many other mainstream Hollywood actors can you think of who would be willing to do a b-f scene onscreen as the bottom? And then, if I may second Jere’s comment, I refer you to Exhibit A and Exhibit B. Not to mention the adorable pictures of him carrying his sweet wittle puggle in the park. Marry me, Jake. I’ll even ride in a goddamned humvee limo, if that’s what you want. No, I’m not obsessed. Why do you ask?
There is no obsession. He will not be nominated for an Oscar. All buzz will then end.
Unfortunately, buzz around the mediocre gay cowboy movie won’t end there.
It seems that ‘bart,’ above, comes close to what I’ve thought of Jake Gyllenhall all along-
He looks exactly like k.d. lang.
And for all those obsessed by him, I wonder-did they ever see BUBBLE BOY?
anyone who can take a bare, lubeless cock in 20 degree weather in the middle of the night on rocky earth without saying “oh, mary, get a room!” is worth obsessing over. Jack Twist is great, but who’s this Jake person?
Hmmm, I don’t get it either. He doesn’t do anything for me at all. He’s sort of like the opposite of everything I find attractive. But it takes all kinds!
Inexplicable.
But:
Mmmmmmmm…Jake. Yum. ;)
I don’t know… Sometimes he does look like a butch lesbian. But he does have a nice body.
You’ve seen pictures of this man, right?
There’s an obsession?
I mean he’s cute but…obsession? I blame the gay cowboy movie.
Not the entire gay world, surely. Just “Datalounge” — which is filled with fag-hags and self-loathing closet queens.
Jake does nothing for me at all. Unlike THIS dude.
I think that it is because he is a bit dorky-looking and doesn’t have those bland, cookie-cutter good lucks that movie studios are always trying to serve up to the public. Yet, he is still somehow pleasing to look at.
Oh, it’s not just the cowboy movie. Did we not see the bare-butt go-go dance excerpt from “Jarhead” with the santa hat over his…well, his Jakeness? I mean, the body is fantastic, the eyes…oh, the eyes…and trust me, I’m not even obsessed. And speaking of his perfect butt, how many other mainstream Hollywood actors can you think of who would be willing to do a b-f scene onscreen as the bottom? And then, if I may second Jere’s comment, I refer you to Exhibit A and Exhibit B. Not to mention the adorable pictures of him carrying his sweet wittle puggle in the park. Marry me, Jake. I’ll even ride in a goddamned humvee limo, if that’s what you want. No, I’m not obsessed. Why do you ask?
There is no obsession. He will not be nominated for an Oscar. All buzz will then end.
Unfortunately, buzz around the mediocre gay cowboy movie won’t end there.
It seems that ‘bart,’ above, comes close to what I’ve thought of Jake Gyllenhall all along-
He looks exactly like k.d. lang.
And for all those obsessed by him, I wonder-did they ever see BUBBLE BOY?
anyone who can take a bare, lubeless cock in 20 degree weather in the middle of the night on rocky earth without saying “oh, mary, get a room!” is worth obsessing over. Jack Twist is great, but who’s this Jake person?
Hmmm, I don’t get it either. He doesn’t do anything for me at all. He’s sort of like the opposite of everything I find attractive. But it takes all kinds!