The BEAST: 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005. Brilliant.

Some excerpts from what I’ve read so far:

On Rush Limbaugh: “If political discussion were sex, the Limbaugh audience would be a horde of virgins beating off to deranged rape fantasies.”

The appropriate punishment for Charles Krauthammer: “Lockheed-designed bionic exoskeleton he receives from Dick Cheney in exchange for opposing stem cell research goes berserk, ignoring Krauthammer’s excited protestations as it uses its powerful titanium arms to pulverize his loved ones and donate his life savings to Hamas.”

On Tom Cruise: “Cruise is a perfect example of a person who is simultaneously in love with and completely unfamiliar with himself.”