For the past few days I’ve been trying to e-mail a copy of my resume to a family friend, but it kept getting stuck in his company’s spam filter. We kept thinking that my last name triggered the filter. (Ah, the perils of having a last name that contains the string of letters “s-l-u-t”.)
Turns out we were wrong.
The problem was that my resume says I graduated cum laude.
Think about that… it took me a moment to figure out why that was a problem.
Bwahahaha…that’s a new one. It’s always the last name that gets me. you oughtta be ashamed of your high academic achievement.
That took me two seconds to figure out. But then again my mind has been wandering to dirty things lately.