Cum Laude

For the past few days I’ve been trying to e-mail a copy of my resume to a family friend, but it kept getting stuck in his company’s spam filter. We kept thinking that my last name triggered the filter. (Ah, the perils of having a last name that contains the string of letters “s-l-u-t”.)

Turns out we were wrong.

The problem was that my resume says I graduated cum laude.

Think about that… it took me a moment to figure out why that was a problem.

3 thoughts on “Cum Laude

  1. Bwahahaha…that’s a new one. It’s always the last name that gets me. you oughtta be ashamed of your high academic achievement.

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