Salon Advice

Interesting advice column on Salon.com today. A gay reader asks, regarding his hot, sexually ambiguous coworker:

Um, do straight guys ever say to another guy, “You have pretty eyes”? I mean, I can see a straight guy thinking that, perhaps, but saying it?… I don’t want Mike talking to me like that unless he’s sexually interested in me…

One of the commenters probably gets it right:

I’d say write off whatever signal he’s trying to give you because he sounds like he’s playing games. Phenomenally handsome man who just happens to choose to work at an AIDS care facility? Where men undoubtably will drool over him? And he does not respond? Sounds questionable. Out of nowhere compliments you in a way that cannot be written off as “I just like to give a compliment when I notice something”? But then insists he’s just “comfortable” saying that? Sounds questionable. Let’s face it, nothing about the guy sounds generous or kind. That’s the sort of person you’re dealing with.

Even if he’s a gay man. Even if he wants in your pants, and he means NOW. Don’t do it. This sounds like a major narcissistic personality. That will not lead to anything fulfilling, even in the arena of one-night-stands.

Of course, as another reader points out, Dan Savage probably would have handled this much more succinctly: “the jerk’s a cocktease.”

On the other hand, the guy could just be starting to explore his sexuality. Who knows.

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  1. I had an incredibly handsome straight soccer playing coworker who was very easy with the compliments to me. I figured he was either a cocktease or just liked to flirt. So I gave compliments back, and we were fine. Play compliment tennis with a straight guy and you can both stroke your egos.

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