The Oath

Oh, well — I guess they won’t be able to use the oath-taking in a future historical documentary accompanied by swelling musical chords.

ROBERTS: I, Barack Hussein Obama…
OBAMA: I, Barack…
ROBERTS: … do solemnly swear…
OBAMA: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear…
ROBERTS: … that I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully…
OBAMA: … that I will execute…
ROBERTS: … faithfully the office of president of the United States…
OBAMA: … the office of president of the United States faithfully…

Hopefully there’ll be a do-over in four years.

Whitehouse.gov

One thing I am very curious about: the website for the Obama White House.

The White House’s official website, Whitehouse.gov, was launched in October 1994 under the Clinton administration. It looked like this. Over the years it changed to this, then this, then this; here is how it looked at the end of the Clinton presidency.

Around noon on January 20, 2001, the first Whitehouse.gov transition occurred. The Bush administration’s first website looked like this — pretty crappy, even for 2001. Here are a couple of articles about it. Eventually it improved.

But today, at noon or sometime thereafter, the keys to the website will pass the new administration. Will it have a blog? A Flickr feed? A YouTube channel? Some secret new technology invented by Google that will be introduced to the world today?

We’ll soon find out.

We Made It

In 2001, I wondered how we’d ever make it through four years. In 2005, I wondered how we’d make it through another four.

But we did it. We’ve made it. Our nation has been battered and bruised, but we’ve made it.

Hallelujah.

11:56

Contrary to popular belief, Obama will not become president when he takes the oath of office. I didn’t realize this until a couple of days ago.

According to the official schedule (see page 14), Obama takes the oath at 11:56 a.m., four minutes before he actually becomes president.

When I found this out, it really bothered me, for purely anal retentive reasons, because I envisioned some invisible mantle of power transferring from Bush to Obama at the precise moment Obama says “so help me God.” But I guess it makes sense for him to take the oath in advance of becoming president instead of at the moment he becomes president, or else there will be several seconds in which he’s president without having taken the oath. I suppose it doesn’t really matter how far in advance of noon he takes the oath, since he’ll constitutionally become president at the stroke of twelve.

So even after you watch Obama recite the oath and everyone errupts into euphoria and the band plays “Hail to the Chief,” Bush is still president for another couple of minutes. But by the time Obama begins his Inaugural Address at 12:01, he’s the new president.

Just some TV-watching advice from your friendly neighborhood Tin Man…

Jeff K

“As Joe the Plumber fades into a distinctly embarrassing part of American history, a new face has emerged from the crowd and assumed the glow of Sudden Random Celebrity: Jeff Kolodjay, 31 years old, of Norwalk, Connecticut, has become the Face of the Crash of 1549.”

I admit that when I first saw this guy on the news yesterday, I thought he was a Brooklyn hipster.

I then predicted that he would be on the Today Show this morning, and — of course — he was.

Obama and Biden visit Supreme Court

Obama and Biden visited the U.S. Supreme Court today at the invitiation of the Chief Justice. Here’s an account of the visit.

And the Obama transition team has released some photos of the visit. It’s weird to see Clarence Thomas and Barack Obama in the same room. I don’t know why. I guess I have it in my head that Thomas loathes the guy. (Which may very well be true, but who knows.)

The Bush Years

I started this blog on January 16, 2001.

Four days later, George W. Bush was sworn in as the 43rd President of the United States.

Here’s what I wrote the next day:

As I write this, we’re 28 hours and 20 minutes into the Bush II era. How is everything so far? Planet Earth: check. United States: check. Me: check. Charismatic presidential speechifying: well, I guess we can’t have everything. Still, maybe this won’t be so bad after all. Oh, the soft bigotry of low expectations.

“Maybe this won’t be so bad after all.”

God, how naïve I was.

OK, I was trying to be optimistic. After all, for more than a year before the inauguration, we’d all gotten to know George W. Bush. From the moment he began running in 1999 he seemed like a entitled, ignorant jackass. I rooted for John McCain to beat him in the 2000 primaries so we could be rid of the guy, only to have my hopes dashed. The spring, summer and fall of 2000 were painful to sit through as Al Gore stumbled through week after week of his cringeworthy campaign. My hopes rose again as Gore appeared to close the gap with Bush during the last week of the race. Then we had that wrenching election night, followed by 36 days of whiplash-inducing court rulings.

So by the time Bush took office in January 2001, we knew what to expect from the man.

Or at least I thought we did.

I mean, I knew things would be bad, but I didn’t think they would turn out this bad.

There are presidents who squander great opportunities, such as Bill Clinton. There are those who lead corrupt administrations, such as Warren G. Harding or Ulysses S. Grant. There are those who abuse the powers of office, such as Richard Nixon. There are those who project incompetence, such as Jimmy Carter. There are those who let the state of our nation deteriorate through passivity, such as Herbert Hoover or James Buchanan.

George W. Bush managed to combine the faults of all of his predecessors with something more: he actively made the state of our nation worse. It’s not just that he was a passive incompetent, although he was. It’s that he actively fucked things up.

His failures are well documented and there’s no need to repeat them. If not for 9/11, this man would have been voted out of office after one term. But 9/11 did happen, in part due to his neglect. (Whenever people say, Yeah, Bush sucked, but at least he kept us safe, I want to say, Hello? 9/11?)

So we suffered through four painful years of this man, only to see him ride our fears to re-election. Just barely. God, how much the days after the 2004 election sucked.

And the next four years were just as bad as the first.

Back in 1992, when Bill Clinton beat George Herbert Walker Bush, I figured we were rid of him. The name Bush would sink into the fog of American history, down there with half-remembered presidents like Fillmore or Pierce or Hayes. But no. Like a bad dream, we got Son of Bush, who fucked things up so badly that the name Bush will never, ever be forgotten. The name Bush will be synonymous with all that is bad. He will be legendary.

George W. Bush is the worst president in American history. He fucked up in ways I never thought possible. This is partly because of who he is, and partly because there’s so much more today that a president can fuck up. Still, there it is.

So, here we are, eight years later.

The older you get, the faster time goes by. When I was a kid, the eight years of the Reagan administration seemed like forever. I began them in first grade in New Jersey and ended them in high school in Japan. I began the Clinton years as a closeted college student in Virginia and ended them as an out gay man in the New York area.

Sometimes these last eight years seem to have gone by in a flash. But then I look back at my earliest blog entries, and they seem like an eternity ago. During Bush’s presidency I’ve turned 30, met Matt, started and ended a job, gained a sister-in-law, moved into the city, gone through a few pairs of glasses, gotten a DVD player, discovered TiVo, bought my first cellphone.

When Bush took office I didn’t have a cellphone or a DVD player? Seriously?

And there were no iPods? Seriously?

Barely anyone blogged. (And compared to some others, I was a latecomer). There was no YouTube or Facebook or Friendster or Firefox. Wikipedia was brand new and nobody knew about it.

There was no Lost. No Desperate Housewives. No American Idol. Friends was still on TV. Alias hadn’t yet come and gone.

There were no Lord of the Rings movies, no Harry Potter movies. There was only one Star Wars prequel.

On Broadway there were no Avenue Q, Wicked, or Hairspray. The Producers wasn’t even in previews.

I could go on and on, and doubtless you could create your own list. The point is, it’s been a long eight years, and I will be thrilled to see this man leave office.

Good riddance, George W. Bush. May you not fuck up anything else in the eight days you have left, and then may you never be in charge of anything ever, ever again.

538 on Coleman

“Norm Coleman doesn’t have much of a future in electoral politics. Defeated Presidential candidates sometimes have nine lives, but defeated Senatorial candidates rarely do, and in his career running for statewide office, Coleman has lost to a professional wrestler, beaten a dead guy, and then tied a comedian.”

Fivethirtyeight.com

Congress Members’ Websites

The 111th Congress convenes today. Out of curiosity, I checked out the web addresses for some of the new House members to see if there was anything up on their webpages yet. It looks like Congress has set up generic, but individualized, pages for them for now. Kind of interesting to look at, since they’ll soon be replaced by more personalized pages. Examples:

Jared Solis (first member of Congress to be openly gay when elected)

Adam Schock (youngest freshman in the current class, 27 years old)

Slightly different: here and here.

But, um, I don’t know what they’re going to do about Ahn Cao, newly elected from Louisiana, because this is what comes up for him. [Update 1/7/09: here’s his page.]

For new senators, webpages all redirect to the same page of the Senate website. [Update 1/7/09: OK, now the new senators’ webpages direct to their own generic but individualized pages.]

Holiday Movies 2008

I love going to the movies over Christmas vacation, because that’s when all the good stuff comes out. I saw five movies in the last week and a half:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button — I fell in love with this movie. It’s big and beautiful, with a sweeping story. Also very long — 2 hours and 47 minutes. At times I felt like I was watching a director’s cut. David Fincher, the director, really indulged himself here. But I truly loved this movie. Fincher also directed my favorite film of 2007, Zodiac, which, like Benjamin Button, sucked me completely into its world.

Revolutionary Road — Jesus Christ, what a depressing film. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio (reunited from Titanic) play an unhappy suburban couple in the 1950s. It was impossible not to think of Mad Men — if Pete Campbell were married to Betty Draper — except it doesn’t draw attention to its time period as Mad Men sometimes does. It’s a good movie, and Kate Winslet is terrific, but we never quite understand why her character is so unhappy.

Doubt — So entertaining. Meryl Streep is spot-on, Amy Adams is great as Sister James, and Philip Seymour Hoffman does a nice job as Father Flynn. Viola Davis is good as the fourth main character, the mother of a young boy, but I would have liked to have seen Adriane Lenox play the part — she was stunning in the role on Broadway.

Frost/Nixon — I’m a political/presidential junkie, so I enjoyed this alot. In fact, I think I liked it even better than the Broadway play, maybe because I could actually see Frank Langella and Michael Sheen up close on screen instead of from a theater mezzanine. Or maybe it just works better as a movie, because you can actually show the sets. Langella is terrific as Nixon.

Valkyrie — Given all the bad press during production, this turned out surprisingly well. Actually, it was pretty great. It’s two hours long but goes by quickly — particularly the second half, which is unrelentingly tense and suspenseful, even though you know how it ends. I wonder how the movie plays if you don’t know?

There are one or two other movies I still want to see, including Slumdog Millionaire. I have no desire to see Gran Torino or The Wrestler — Clint Eastwood has never really done it for me, and I don’t want to stare at a broken-down Mickey Rourke for two hours.

Finally, I do not need to see the trailer for the Julia Roberts/Clive Owen spy movie ever again. Five times was enough. Hell, once was enough. I think I can recite the whole thing from memory. “Appletini.” “Well that sounds good!”

Happy 2009

Happy New Year everyone! It’s 2009. The last year of the ’00s. By some reckonings the last year of the decade. Ten years ago it was 1999. Twenty-five years ago it was 1984.

This month Obama takes office and Bush leaves. Just 19 days to go. Thank god.

For New Year’s Eve we saw “Doubt,” had dinner, and then went up to Inwood to visit my friend from work and his partner. It was a last-minute invite and we wound up having a great time.

I enjoyed “Doubt” a lot, but having seen the play as well, I need to go find and read the original script. Matt and I both swear there were some differences in the scene between Sister Aloysius and Donald Miller’s mother.

Happy New Year, everyone. I hope 2009 brings you, and me, all the best.

Books Read in 2008

Here are the books I read in 2008, in chronological order. It’s interesting for me to look back and see the random paths and byways my mind traveled across this year.

The Votes That Counted: How the Court Decided the 2000 Presidential Election, Howard Gillman

Parting the Waters: America in the King Years, 1954-1963, Taylor Branch

An Unfinished Life: John F. Kennedy, 1917-1963, Robert Dallek

Pictures at a Revolution: Five Movies and the Birth of the New Hollywood, Mark Harris

The Age of Reagan: A History, 1974-2008, Sean Wilentz

Everything is Illuminated, Jonathan Safran Foer

Arthur & George, Julian Barnes

Swish: My Quest to Become the Gayest Person Ever, Joel Derfner

The Meaning of Everything: The Story of the Oxford English Dictionary, Simon Winchester

Ad Infinitum: A Biography of Latin, Nicholas Ostler

Introduction to Latin, Revised First Edition, Susan C. Shelmerdine

FDR, Jean Edward Smith

An Army at Dawn: The War in North Africa, 1942-1943, Rick Atkinson (gave up after 100 pages)

Churchill: The Unexpected Hero, Paul Addison

The President’s House: A History, William Seale (recently begun)

The President’s House

I’ve totally been geeking out about the White House lately. So the other day I went to Barnes and Noble and bought myself a birthday/holiday/whatever present: The President’s House, by William Seale. It’s a two-volume work about the history of the White House and the people who have lived there. It’s more than 1200 pages long and comes in a box that holds both volumes. And it’s utterly fascinating.

And detailed. John Adams, the first president to occupy the White House, doesn’t even move in until page 79.

So I am in total White House Geek heaven.