Handwriting

I’m very frustrated about lots of things in my life, and I just decided to take a few minutes to pull out the spiral notebook that I’ve had in my bag for weeks now and write in it.

And you know what? Writing in longhand sucks. It’s too slow and my penmanship has really deteriorated. How did I ever do it? It’s so much faster and cleaner to use a keyboard.

But I can’t help but feel like I’m losing some primal connection with art, with the words. I think I read somewhere a long time ago that it’s better to write by hand than to type, because it keeps you in closer touch with those words and the feelings behind them. But maybe that was just crap. If writing by hand is going to slow me down, I should type.

There is something lost, though. I can go back to my old diaries and see words that I literally wrote down 15 or more years ago. It seems more human. I can see where I was angrier — I wrote faster and more sloppily. I can see what my handwriting looked like at 15, 20, 25 years old. It’s like a photograph. I actually wrote on this particular page! Years ago! It’s physical, tangible — not virtual.

Years ago, just out of college, I tried out for the Foreign Service. I passed the written exam and then had to go to D.C. to participate in an all-day follow-up session: oral interview, group exercise, written essay exam. I was one of the youngest people in the room, and at the beginning of the day, when they told us about the written exam, many of the older people joked that they couldn’t remember the last time they had actually written something in longhand. I felt superior to them – I wasn’t a jaded office worker who typed up work reports all day; I was an independent-minded recent college student who regularly wrote in a handwritten diary.

Well, you know what? Writing by hand takes too long. It’s not fast enough for my unruly brain.

Or maybe I just need a better pen.

(I didn’t get into the Foreign Service, by the way.)

Clarence Thomas

With the publication of his new autobiography, Clarence Thomas is back in the news in a big way.

Clarence Thomas has lots of issues to sort out. Here are some random thoughts on him that have swirled around my head over the years but that I’ve never put into words.

Thomas says it’s the liberals, black and white alike, who are hung up on his race, but he’s the one who seems hung up on it.

He still believes that he was attacked during his 1991 confirmation hearings because he was black. But doesn’t he understand that the only reason George H.W. Bush nominated him to the Court was because he was black? If he hadn’t been black, he wouldn’t have gotten the nomination. Thurgood Marshall, the only black justice on the Court, was retiring; Bush would look bad if he nominated a white person to replace him, leaving an all-white Court. So Bush decided to have it both ways; if he was going to nominate a conservative, why not nominate a black one? That would flummox those Democrats, wouldn’t it? They wouldn’t vote against a black person, would they? Thomas had been a judge for a less than a year and a half; there were numerous other people Bush could have nominated to the nation’s highest court. Bush clearly used Thomas in a cynical ploy to get liberal senators to vote for a conservative nominee. Given this, what reaction did Thomas expect from people?

Thomas accuses the liberal black community of attacking him in 1991 because he was a black man who betrayed his race. That’s not quite accurate. The anger at Thomas has less to do with Thomas himself and more to do with the justice whom Thomas replaced.

Thurgood Marshall, appointed by Lyndon Johnson in the late ’60s, was a legendary figure even before he became the first black justice on the Court. He’d served as the NAACP’s chief counsel and had argued numerous black civil rights cases before the Supreme Court, culminating in his arguments in Brown v. Board of Education in 1954. During his 24 years on the Court, from the Johnson years into the conservative Reagan and Bush years, he became a liberal holdout for civil rights alongside his colleague William Brennan, even after their fellow liberal colleagues were replaced with justices like William Rehnquist and Antonin Scalia. For Bush to replace Thurgood Marshall with someone like Clarence Thomas was a slap in the face to everything Marshall had stood for. So of course there was going to be anger.

But liberal black America wasn’t really angry at Thomas. Obviously I can’t read minds, and generalizations are unreliable, but it seems to me that liberal black Americans were actally angry at Bush and the Republicans. Bush tried to treat black Americans as fools whom he could easily manipulate; just nominate a black person and you can win the blacks over. Not only was this patronizing, but it also smacked of racism itself.

So Thomas is mistaken about black America’s anger.

But it’s not just black liberals whom Thomas holds a grudge against; it’s white liberals, too. Thomas accuses white liberals of attacking him because he was an “uppity black.” I can’t speak for all liberals, but as for me, I didn’t oppose Thomas because he was black or “uppity,” and it’s an insult to me to say so. I opposed Thomas because (1) he was a conservative, and (2) he didn’t seem to cut it on the merits. His race had nothing to do with it — except for the cynicism Bush created by simultaneously nominating him because of his race and saying that his race had nothing to do it.

I haven’t even gotten to the Anita Hill accusations yet. That’s a whole other area where Thomas seems to be either hung up on his race or hypocritically using his race as a weapon.

Thomas has claimed that he suffered through a “high-tech” lynching in 1991 when Anita Hill accused him of sexual harrassment. He’s claimed that his opponents decided to use the spectre of the stereotypical black male sexual predator to try to destroy him.

I’ve never put this into words, because it’s always seemed somehow racist or reverse-racist to do so. But here goes.

The thing is, Clarence Thomas hardly fits the stereotype of the black male sexual predator. He’s only 5-foot-8-1/2, and during his confirmation hearings he wore big nerdy glasses. In fact, he came across as rather shy and bookish and the farthest thing from a sexual predator there could be. I can’t step into the mind of Joe Racist, but it doesn’t seem to me like Joe Racist would apply that classic black stereotype to Thomas. Maybe he would, I don’t know. But it seems like a stretch, and it seems contradictory for Thomas to make such a paranoiac accusation while claiming to be so post-racial, enlightened, and independent-minded. The accusations of sexual harrassment didn’t gain traction because Thomas was black; they gained traction because Anita Hill seemed like a highly credible witness. Race had nothing to do with it.

Another facet of the Clarence Thomas puzzle is the issue of affirmative action. Thomas hates affirmative action because he believes that it taints his Yale Law School degree. Thomas does have a point here; without affirmative action, Thomas either would have been rejected from Yale Law School on the merits, in which case we wouldn’t be having this discussion; or he would have been accepted to Yale Law School clearly on the merits, in which case we also wouldn’t be having this discussion.

But the only reason Thomas is on the Supreme Court right now is because of a type of affirmative action; his nomination was race-based. Thomas opposes affirmative action while denying that he’s benefitted from it. Granted, it’s not exactly the same, because Bush was not compelled by any law or written policy to nominate Thomas. And Thomas was nominated not in order to make up for past racial injustice, or to give Thomas a leg up; he was nominated as a cynical political calculation. (I guess it’s possible to give Bush the benefit of the doubt — perhaps he nominated Thomas for noble reasons, to show Americans that there can be diversity of political opinion among blacks and that black people do not all have to march in lockstep. That’s a gesture that has some value, but even if it’s the case, and I’m not saying it is, it still means Thomas’s nomination was race-based.)

So there are a couple of paradoxes here. Thomas has reached the pinnacle of legal achievement — a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court. He’s set for life. He won the fight. And yet he’s still angry.

He’s also delusional. He wants to believe that his race has nothing to do with his being on the Supreme Court and everything to do with his being attacked. In reality, his race has everything to do his being on the Court but very little to do with his being attacked.

Clarence Thomas is fascinating. If he didn’t exist, someone would have to invent him. He’d make a great literary character in a work of fiction — except that he already seems to have written it in his own mind.

Stupid Mets

OK – I’ve rarely posted anything about sports on this blog, but my brother is a Mets fan and occasionally it rubs off on me. So:

STUPID, STUPID METS!

They went from having a seven-game lead with 17 games left in the season – practically assuring them a playoff spot – to totally collapsing in the past couple of weeks, including losing today’s game, which means they won’t even make the playoffs at all.

I’m not really into sports that don’t involve shirtless men (i.e. swimming) or lean, muscly men (i.e. gymnastics). But something about end-of-season baseball interests me a little. I think it’s parly because of the mathematics involved, or something, and partly because baseball is a graceful sport. I’m not interested enough to watch a whole game, but if it’s near the end of a very important game and the score is close, I might watch. (Not that I watched this one – I just saw the news on the Times website.)

Anyway – stupid Mets.

I now return this blog to its usual gayness.

DC Bloggers

So there was little amusing mini-fracas among some hip DC political bloggers this week, apparently started by this post asking why DC can’t be more like Portland in catering to white people. The writer has already regretted writing it, but not before other DC bloggers took issue with him.

That’s not the point, though. The point is this post, the best of all, about how all the people in this blog-fracas already know each other and hang out offline. Its title: “Why the blogosphere is like being trapped at a cocktail party with the same 50 people forever.”

Krugman on Blackwater

Paul Krugman’s op-ed in the Times today begins like this:

Sometimes it seems that the only way to make sense of the Bush administration is to imagine that it’s a vast experiment concocted by mad political scientists who want to see what happens if a nation systematically ignores everything we’ve learned over the past few centuries about how to make a modern government work.

How can that not pull you in?

Obama in Washington Square

Barack Obama campaigned at a rally in Washington Square Park last night. We live a block north of the park, and I could hear noise and music coming from there yesterday after work. I wondered what was going on until I remembered. I didn’t go to the rally – I’m curious about Obama, but (1) I had therapy, and (2) I don’t want to stand in a crowd for two hours before Obama shows up.

There were thousands of people in the park, though. The campaign has a slideshow of photos.

Ahmadinejad Isn’t the Power

Regarding all the stuff going on with Ahmadinejad lately, it’s worth pointing out the following: Ahmadinejad doesn’t have ultimate power in Iran. He’s not a dictator. See here:

He may be the public face and figurehead of Iran, but he is not the final authority. The President of Iran is just a flunky: the real power, including supreme command of the military, lies with the Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamanei. The President of Iran is elected by popular vote — but can we really believe that the “Council of Experts” would give any say in government to the Iranian people? Ahmadinejad runs the day-to-day affairs of the government but in all real issues of policy he has to answer to the Supreme Leader.

and here:

Political analysts [in Tehran] say they are surprised at the degree to which the West focuses on their president, saying that it reflects a general misunderstanding of their system.

Unlike in the United States, in Iran the president is not the head of state nor the commander in chief. That status is held by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the supreme leader, whose role combines civil and religious authority. At the moment, this president’s power comes from two sources, they say: the unqualified support of the supreme leader, and the international condemnation he manages to generate when he speaks up.

“The United States pays too much attention to Ahmadinejad,” said an Iranian political scientist who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of reprisal. “He is not that consequential.”

Gays in Iran

President Ahmadinejad of Iran was asked this afternoon at Columbia University about the rights of homosexuals in Iran. First he evaded the question and then he responded:

“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country.”

The audience booed and hissed loudly. Some laughed, uncomfortably.

“In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon,” Mr. Ahmadinejad continued, undeterred. “I do not know who has told you that we have it. But as for women, maybe you think that maybe being a woman is a crime. It’s not a crime to be a woman. Women are the best creatures created by God. They represent the kindness, the beauty that God instills in them. Women are respected in Iran.”

This is why I’m glad he was allowed to speak at Columbia – so we can see what an idiot he is.

Wound

I went to the emergency room yesterday afternoon.

Last year my parents got me a really good set of kitchen knives for Hanukkah. “They’re really sharp,” my mom said, “so be careful with them.”

You know where this is going.

Yesterday afternoon I was slicing a bagel with the serrated bread knife and I sliced into my index finger. Gushing blood, wouldn’t stop. Matt suggested we go to the emergency room, but I didn’t want to deal with that. So I kept applying pressure to my finger on and off for about 30 minutes — but it still wouldn’t stop. So we walked up to the emergency room at St. Vincent’s, a place Matt knows well, because he deals with college students and he’s always taking someone there for something or other. Like a veteran, he immediately grabbed a form and filled it out for me.

They saw me relatively quickly, and eventually the finger stopped bleeding. I did the Sunday New York Times crossword while waiting. (I hurt my right index finger, but I’m left-handed.) I wondered if I’d need stitches, but the nurse didn’t think so. They talked about maybe gluing it up, but once it stopped bleeding they decided they didn’t have to do that either. So the physician’s assistant just cleaned out the wound with saline, smeared bacitracin on it, and wrapped it in gauze. Then I got a tetanus shot.

The gauze somehow came off in the middle of the night, so this morning I washed the finger again, lathered it up with bacitracin, and put a regular ol’ bandaid on it. It’ll be fine.

But my arm is still a little sore from the tetanus shot. Bleah.

Ahmadinejad

I like this letter in today’s Washington Post:

After reading the Sept. 21 news story about President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s request to visit the World Trade Center site, it seemed reasonable for our government to make a counteroffer.

The Iranian leader could, instead, come to the District, stand before the Holocaust Memorial Museum and deny that it was ever built.

HOWARD LEVINE

Rockville

Actually, he wouldn’t have to venture very far from Ground Zero to attend a Holocaust Museum. There’s one in lower Manhattan.

(P.S. It’s Yom Kippur. I’m hungry.)

Giuliani vs. Clinton

1) Fred Thompson doesn’t appear to have hurt Rudy Giuliani’s presidential ambitions too much.

2) The New York Times has freed up much of its online archives.

Therefore,

1) One can contemplate a presidential race next year between Rudy Giuliani and Hillary Clinton, absurd as that seems. And:

2) One can search the New York Times archives for articles from 2000, when Giuliani and Clinton ran against each other for the U.S. Senate before Rudy dropped out due to prostate cancer.

Here are some examples.

Giuliani Basks in Glare on Mrs. Clinton, Potential Opponent
(Feb. 22, 1999)

Sounding very much like a candidate for the Senate in 2000, Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani used interviews on three local and national television news programs today to criticize Hillary Rodham Clinton and to tout his own potential as New York’s next junior Senator.

As Giuliani Jabs, First Lady Plays Nice as a Campaigner
(July 31, 1999)

[A]t least for now, the First Lady is consciously avoiding direct engagement with her potential rival. And that is emerging as an early stylistic distinction between these two very high-profile candidates.

In the same week that Mr. Giuliani flew to Arkansas to draw attention to one of his recurrent criticisms of Mrs. Clinton — that she has never lived a day in New York — the First Lady has studiously avoided any mention of the Republican Mayor. That became particularly obvious at a news conference today, her third since beginning these tours, in which she softly batted aside a procession of inviting pitches from reporters intended to draw her out on the subject of her potential Republican opponent.

“I’m not going to comment on someone else’s campaign tactics,” Mrs. Clinton said…

Mayor Lashes Out, and Mrs. Clinton Says He’s Always Angry
(Dec. 23, 1999)

Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani asserted yesterday that Democrats in Washington and New York were conspiring to discredit him as he prepared to run for the United States Senate, while Hillary Rodham Clinton suggested that Mr. Giuliani was consumed by an anger that could undercut his effectiveness in Congress.

Mrs. Clinton Tries to Link Giuliani’s Policies to Bush’s
(March 11, 2000)

(I’m sure we’ll be seeing this headline next year as well!)

Just three days after the Super Tuesday presidential primary, Hillary Rodham Clinton sought today to link Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, her opponent in the race for United States Senate, with the Republican Party’s all-but-nominated presidential candidate, Gov. George W. Bush.

Best Wishes for Opponent For Senate: Break a Leg
(March 12, 2000)

After more than a year of shunning each other, Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani shook hands before sitting down to the annual Inner Circle dinner show last night, where the mayor starred in a lampoon performance of “Saturday Night Fever.”

Giuliani Asserts Mrs. Clinton Is the One Polarizing the City
(March 22, 2000)

Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani said yesterday that Hillary Rodham Clinton, who has accused the mayor of racially polarizing New York City, was projecting her own feelings onto him. The mayor’s assertion came as the police shooting death of Patrick Dorismond reverberated through City Hall and the State Legislature and into the United States Senate campaign.

Mrs. Clinton Prods Giuliani to Reveal His Stand on Issues
(April 12, 2000)

(Another one we’ll be seeing again!)

Hillary Rodham Clinton asserted today that Rudolph W. Giuliani was avoiding discussion of how he would vote in the United States Senate, and said it was not enough to ask voters to judge him based solely on his record as mayor of New York, as Mr. Giuliani has suggested.

Giuliani Fighting Prostate Cancer; Unsure on Senate
(April 28, 2000)

Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani announced yesterday that he had prostate cancer in an early, treatable form. He said he hoped to continue his campaign for United States Senate, but would not make any definite decisions about the race until he had settled on a course of treatment.

Giuliani and His Wife of 16 Years Are Separating
(May 11, 2000)

Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani’s marital problems exploded yesterday in a public exchange with his wife, Donna Hanover. The mayor abruptly announced that he was seeking a separation from Ms. Hanover, and Ms. Hanover, caught unaware, then said that the couple’s troubles began years ago because of a previous relationship between the mayor and a member of his staff.

At an extraordinary, emotional news conference in Bryant Park, Mr. Giuliani also said that as he battles prostate cancer he will turn “more now than maybe I did before” to Judith Nathan, the woman he describes as a very good friend.

Mr. Giuliani did not say whether he would continue his campaign for the Senate against Hillary Rodham Clinton, but he did say that his political career was not his first concern. Speculation about other candidates raced through the city last night, reflecting Republican fears that Mr. Giuliani would withdraw.

Giuliani Quits Race for Senate
(May 20, 2000)

Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani withdrew from the most celebrated Senate race in the nation yesterday, saying that his health and his still-undecided treatment for prostate cancer were more important to him than his campaign against Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Finally, I like this quote:

Only one thing seemed to hurt New Yorkers uniformly: the end of what had promised to be a rousing political brawl between Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani and his opponent, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

“I wanted to see the knockdown, mud-slinging campaign…”

We may yet see one.

Epilogue:

The mayor, the adviser insisted, never had a visceral dislike for Mrs. Clinton, even though he repeatedly attacked her as left-wing, a fake Yankee fan, a carpetbagger and without any qualifications to run for Senate.

The adviser even said that Mr. Giuliani referred to Mrs. Clinton as “a nice lady” after she grabbed his hand and said hello at the Inner Circle dinner show in Manhattan in March.

“You can’t go into battle like that,” the adviser said, referring to the campaign and Mrs. Clinton, “if you don’t want to rip their guts out.”

Finally:

Giuliani Defends Mrs. Clinton.

The Later Bradys

For some reason I was on a “Brady Bunch” kick the other day. I’ve dug up the following YouTube clips of various latter-day Brady TV show openings.

First, here’s the opening to one of the episodes of “The Brady Bunch Hour,” the legendarily awful variety show from 1977 (with fake Jan).

Next, here’s the opening of the 1981 TV movie, “The Brady Girls Get Married.” This aired when I was in first grade. I was already a “Brady Bunch” fan by then, and I can’t tell you how excited I was when I first saw this movie. Visually, the opening is basically the same as the original series, but the instrumentation has been funkified.

The movie kicked off the short-lived 1981 TV series, “The Brady Brides,” which focused on Jan and Marcia and their husbands. I was so into this series. This opening has new footage and new lyrics.

From 1988, here’s the opening to “A Very Brady Christmas,” which I never saw because we were living overseas at the time. First comes a promo, and then the actual opening (about 30 seconds into the clip), and then the first scene, which gives you an overview of the totally remodeled Brady house.

Finally, the ultimate in cheese. From 1990, here’s the opening to the short-lived dramedy (remember dramedys?), “The Bradys” (with fake Marcia). The music in this one is sung by Florence Henderson, and the lyrics and her delivery are so schmaltzy, I want to drown myself in Wesson Oil. We were still living overseas when this aired, so I’d never seen this until two days ago.

CA Voting Plan Unconstitutional

Perhaps you’ve heard about this California voting plan being put forth by the Republicans in a statewide referendum — the sneakily-named Presidential Election Reform Act? It would do away with the state’s winner-take-all system and instead award California’s electoral votes by Congressional district.

In 2004, Kerry won all 54 of California’s votes; had this law been in effect at the time, Kerry would have won only 31 of those votes, and Bush would have won 22 of them instead of zero. The Democratic presidential candidate routinely wins California, so this is essentially an attempt by the Republicans to award the Republican presidential candidate a number of electoral votes equivalent to those of a big state such as Ohio, Pennslyvania, or Illinois. If the 2008 election is as close as the last two elections, this plan would — if it passed — put a big dent in the Democrats’ hopes of recapturing the White House next year.

The only thing is – it’s unconstitutional.

Article II of the U.S. Constitution states, in part:

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress…

(Emphasis added.)

Only the state legislature is allowed to determine how the state’s electoral votes are distributed. It can’t be done by a popular referendum. It’s pretty straightforward. Game, set, match.

If this referendum gets on the California ballot next spring and it passes, expect it to get blocked by a court injunction.

I would hope the U.S. Supreme Court would find it unconstitutional. Of course, Bush v. Gore should have been a clear-cut case, too — but I don’t think the Supreme Court will do it again. The law is even clearer this time. (But never say never.)

If you’re interested, read these comments to find out more.